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28 June 2005 @ 04:08 pm
Monty Python's Flying Circus Outtake  
Second Man: You promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.

RSM: What do you mean?

Third Man: We've done fruit the last nine weeks.

RSM: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh?

Second Man: But couldn't we do something else, for a change?

Fourth Man: Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

RSM: (scornfully) Pointed sticks? Ho, ho, ho. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit, thus... (demonstrates)

All: We've done the passion fruit.

RSM: What?

First Man: We've done the passion fruit.

Second Man: We done oranges, apples, grapefruits.

Third Man: Whole and segments.

Second Man: Pomegranates, greengages.

First Man: Grapes, passion fruit.

Second Man: Lemons.

Third Man: Plums.

First Man: Yes, and mangoes in syrup.

RSM: How about cherries?

All: We done them.

RSM: Red and black?

All: Yes.
 
 
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Garlic for Your Mintsantifreshmaker on June 28th, 2005 09:27 pm (UTC)
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